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Diffstat (limited to 'games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files')
-rw-r--r-- | games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch | 140 |
1 files changed, 0 insertions, 140 deletions
diff --git a/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch b/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch deleted file mode 100644 index 0ba0ee128907..000000000000 --- a/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch +++ /dev/null @@ -1,140 +0,0 @@ ---- kernelcookies -+++ kernelcookies -@@ -1,42 +1,3 @@ --/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface -- * like this. Good job guys... -- */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c --% --/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c --% --If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code. -- Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl --% --/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */ -- linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c --% --/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */ -- linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h --% --/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */ -- linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c --% -- if(ct<0) -- ct=2; /* Shit happens.. */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c --% --/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c --% --/* This is total bullshit: */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c --% --/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h --% --/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying, -- * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit -- * out of you, game over, lights out. -- */ -- linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S --% - printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk); - linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c - % -@@ -49,18 +10,9 @@ - printk("GSCD: magic ...\n"); - linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c - % --printk(" (Read error)"); /* Bitch about the problem. */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c --% - printk(" Speed now 1x"); /* Pull my finger! */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c - % --printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name); -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c --% --printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n"); -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c: --% - printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name); - linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c - % -@@ -380,21 +332,6 @@ - printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n"); - linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c - % --/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */ -- linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c --% --/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */ -- linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c --% --/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */ -- linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h --% --/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */ -- * -- * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) -- */ -- linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c --% - printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); - linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c - % -@@ -416,9 +353,6 @@ - panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n"); - linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c - % --printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n"); -- linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c --% - printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n"); - linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c - % -@@ -444,23 +378,11 @@ - # Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for? - linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni - % --/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */ -- linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h --% - /* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any - * way. - */ - linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c - % --/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */ -- linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c --% --/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful' -- talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try -- to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something -- eloquent like `fuck'. */ -- linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c --% - panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n"); - linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c - % -@@ -492,19 +414,6 @@ - printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id()); - linux-2.4.8/arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c - % --/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */ --/* Would you like fries with that? */ --/* Anything else? */ --/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */ --/* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */ --/* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */ --/* Will that be all? */ --/* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */ --/* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */ --/* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */ --/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ -- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c --% - printk (KERN_INFO "NM256: Congratulations. You're not running Eunice.\n"); - linux-2.6.19/sound/oss/nm256_audio.c - % |